Hello. Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and fame... Not. My story is a curious one, even to me, and I have been encouraged to set it down for posterity by friends and loved ones, and my bank manager. Those of you who have read the first volume of my memoirs, Rant, (and if you haven't, why not?) will understand how I became embroiled with the super (and not quite so super) villains of our age and saved one of our national institutions from ignominy and money laundering. I will endeavour through this blog to record my involvement with numerous shadowy secret government organisations at the arse-end of the fight for freedom, and to show how you too could end up fighting the good fight, albeit accidentally. Sounds unlikely? Well if you could just bear with me and let me explain... Or better, buy my book. Look ye on my works, ye mighty, and weep. Or if this is Anna, my lovely wife, reading, then try not to laugh too heartily whilst drinking your tea. It makes such a mess. Until next time, with love and subterfuge, Mike Rant P.S. Buy my book. You begin to see how I have absorbed the brainwashing techniques employed by the CIA? My publisher does not condone water boarding. Yet.